U is for Ugly

While watching the Yankees lose a game with poor deranged Yankees fan Bob DeBellis, I remarked that Randy Johnson was one of the ugliest men in baseball. While it is true that he has less offensive facial hair now, the pinstripes do not turn him into a handsome man.

This brought to mind a couple of other ugly things, with the emphasis on the ugghhh.

The Pontiac Aztek - no wonder GM is in such sad shape.

A Business Week article includes one driver's comment that it looks like a giant grasshopper wrapped up in caution tape (it was a bad shade of yellow.) GM product boss Bob Lutz has quipped, "We'd fire the guy who greenlighted the Aztek if we could find anyone willing to admit it."


Ugli fruit - actually a variety of tangelo, this citric monstrosity deserves its name.

As always, I welcome your suggestions for the Ugly Hall of Fame.